Are your sock drawers immaculate?

Do you check your lint filter daily.

Did you notice the punctuation error?

If you answered “yes” to two or more of these questions, you could be suffering from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) – either that or you’re just weird. If OCD is your problem, the treatment costs can be overwhelming. Licensed psycho-therapists can charge as much as $400 per one-hour treatment with an entire year of treatments required. Even worse, most insurance plans do not cover treatment for OCD.

The good news is that there’s a better way with far lower costs and a life-long solution. For only $600, you can purchase two large bottles of Macallan 18-year-old single malt whiskey. Drink two glasses every evening between dinner and bedtime. If symptoms persist, begin substituting Macallan for milk with your breakfast cereal. In less than thirty days, you should be a raging alcoholic, whereupon, you can join Alcoholics Anonymous and meet a host of kind, accepting individuals who will tolerate you, even with all your OCD issues. You’re welcome.